Right. I need more photos on me blog.

Today Jaws had another go at the (Stockmar!) crayons. Afternoons after food so far are finding him chilling and interested in expressing his inner midget. Produced this piece today. I think it is entitled ‘My Mummy feeds me Petit Filous, but I am misunderstood and yearn for mint choc chip Ben & Jerry’s’. Or it might go by the other title, ‘Someone ring social service and GET HELP’. Can’t decide. Will ask him tomorrow insha’allah. He’ll probably shake his head and say ‘no’ with the Yorkshire accent he has somehow managed to acquire….

I can see you are impressed.

I am also laying the punk doll down now and have come to terms with the fact she is ‘done’.

I will not make the mistake of sharing her with the Steiner Dolls group or Unschooling posse as I have been receiving arsey comments from some of them and I loathe people who have no sense of humour. Especially people who need it the most

I have named her Cindy Snot LOL and she is not Steiner enough. She does not pass the Waldorf test. She does not believe in fairies and she doesn’t float around making odd movements with silken scarves in her mits. She is the girl who gets picked on in the playground by girls called Cecilia and Trudy who make her uncomfortable for not riding horses and wearing clothes hand stitched by Mama. Her brothers are not Waldorf enough either since they have short hair and look like boys, and do not have long unruly curly hair that make them look like tomboys in need of a good scrub. Cindy hopes one day to be Prime Minister and has no intention whatsoever of eating organic food homegrown in her garden, and neither does she eat Quorn. She thinks eating dead animal flesh is scrummy and that if animals did not want to be eaten they should have evolved quicker to cope with it. Life’s a jungle. Deal with it. Cindy takes great delight in winding Cecilia and Trudy up by being as obtuse as possible. She burps in their faces makes farting noises with her armpits everytime they sit down and the more they look like they are sucking on lemons the worse she gets. Cindy is known for her love of spray paints and when she isn’t inhaling them she makes clothes for her and her friends with them. Notice the T shirt.

I have another doll which I would like to finish. Just need to do some clothes for her. I might call her Grace, as it is a beautiful name, or maybe something else might come to me.